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((my dog just laid in my lap then puked on me without any warning. No gaging, no heaving just, “SURPRISE! [hork]” wtf???))
((Pffft. Reminds me of when my dog would crawl up into someones lap, fart then walk away.))
((You guys have asshole pets))
((my cat likes to lay on my chest, sneeze all over my face, then just walk the fuck away… B( ))
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Germany! Beer and Bratwurst
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And we’d called it Avenue G.
You people don’t listen to me, do you? BT
…And I got two submissions of the same horrible fic with Captain and I, though with…slight variations.
I hate all of you so much.
Okay maybe Captain is a little…DIFFICULT to deal with, but he shouldn’t be so much INTIMIDATING…
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Im Like :
So true. I always do
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